- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

a catholic priest and a young boy

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