A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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