Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

The Bible

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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