Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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