Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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