How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

monkey sponge

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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