how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Your social life

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Women's rights

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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