cory is gay

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What is next?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Turn around.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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