- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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