How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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maddie latino

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Woman's Rights.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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ballsack

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Good.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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