- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

That didn't hurt.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Women's rights

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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