What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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hi. thats what she said.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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