Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Women

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Six million.

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The horse said "nay."

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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i eat poop

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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