A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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