What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Your mom

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Women's Sports

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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