3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Potato.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

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