You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

PENlS.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

That's Racist

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

*you're

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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