The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Chuck Norris died.

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