A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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