Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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