- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

women playing football?

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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