Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

who eats pencils asians

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

your going to die

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

A jew went to Germany.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Once upon a time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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