Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Knock knock What

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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