what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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your a towel.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The 19th Amendment

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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