Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A black goes to college

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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