- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

baby loves lalma

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock knock (No one is home)

you will now laugh.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Ms. Smoot's class

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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