- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Where's my tractor?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Knock knock What

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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