How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Once upon a time.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

whats brown? poop.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

what is stupid and reading this you

hi. thats what she said.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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