- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

what is big and white? the moon

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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