- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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