- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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