Hello

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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a retard lost...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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what is stupid and reading this you

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Lil' Wayne

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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who farted your mother

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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