- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Justin Bieber having an erection.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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