what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A woman comes at the doctor.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

who farted your mother

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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