- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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