A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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