What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Men's rights.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did I get raped

you

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

how did the little girl die cancer

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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