What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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whats brown? poop.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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