Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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