How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Jared Gough is a slut

im a selling a car

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Where's my tractor?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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