this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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