What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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your a towel.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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