why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Gabe Mercado

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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