If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I like to eat people

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

The Bible

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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