What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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anne hatthaway

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Your mother is a man.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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