- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

A child with cancer grows up.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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