One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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