- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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