- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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