Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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