Two women were sitting quietly.

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Canada

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Potato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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The Irish man was sober.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Chuck Norris died.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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