That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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George Bush.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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gay rights

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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