What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Womens' rights.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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save water shower with friends

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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