- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Pickles

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