What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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