what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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knock knock who's there?

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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