What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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