A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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