Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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