- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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