why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Barack Obama

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The Bible

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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poop

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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