- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A black man walks into a book store.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

c+t+c?

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Hello

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Lil' Wayne

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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