- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

im a selling a car

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Women Voting

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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