What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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oh hiya come in

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Guess what? No.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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