1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hello

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Chuck Norris.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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