Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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gay rights

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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