- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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