a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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i eat poop

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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