- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

MICHAEL

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Women

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Woman's rights

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

The horse said "nay."

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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