What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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The NHL playoffs

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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