What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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