What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Woman's Rights.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Whats 0+0 0

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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