A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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knock knock

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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