Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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baby loves lalma

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Penis-Pump

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Your social life

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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