YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's 9+10=? 19

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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