Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Society.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Gadaffi

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