Nice weather we're having.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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im a selling a car

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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