How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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gay rights

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

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