How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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stop it ryan vallee

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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