Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Ass

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Poopsack Jones

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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