How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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women have rights

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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save water shower with friends

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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