Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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The Bible

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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