What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Good.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

alert('hiiii');

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Once upon a time.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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