- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Smart Blondes

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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