How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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