Sex. That is all.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Chrissy is funny.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Lil' Wayne

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