An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's 9+10=? 19

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

alert("The Game");//

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...