- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Women's rights...

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Take my wife- to the store.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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