- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what is big and white? the moon

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Men's rights.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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