Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

guess what chicken butt

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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