What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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